Located somewhere near Lincoln, NE
Most of it comes to me.
The pounds are shipped at night.

Hidden within a box of baked goods from
Harry and David's. Cloaked inside
a snug fitting bathing suit from Lands End.

3:37 AM Your fat has arrived in Portland, OR
9:24 AM Your fat is departing the Sortation Center
6:31 AM Your fat is on the truck
8:45 AM Your fat is out for delivery

Packages of weight. Always in transit. Worse
around the holidays. The boxes have arrived --
stacked neatly on the porch.