All the Fat in the World Gets Distributed From the Same Warehouse

Located somewhere near Lincoln, NE
Most of it comes to me.
The pounds are shipped at night.

Hidden within a box of baked goods from
Harry and David's. Cloaked inside
a snug fitting bathing suit from Lands End.

3:37 AM Your fat has arrived in Portland, OR
9:24 AM Your fat is departing the Sortation Center
6:31 AM Your fat is on the truck
8:45 AM Your fat is out for delivery

Packages of weight. Always in transit. Worse
around the holidays. The boxes have arrived --
stacked neatly on the porch.