When He Asks, “What Happens at Your Weight Watchers Meeting?”
She tells him this: We press our bodies together onto a truck scale. We whisper and look around surreptitiously at each other. We huddle and squawk and titter nervously.
Our leader reads the digital number aloud.
IF we've collectively gained weight, we rue our gross bodies. We groan and weep and spend the next forty-five minutes doing arduous calisthenics.
BUT if we've lost weight, en masse, a pound or less, a pound or more, then we write our GREAT BIG NUMBER on an enormous placard and we march up the stairs. We abandon the basement of the church. We pour out into the parking lot.
We parade around to the front lawn. We clamber onto each others shoulders. We make a human pyramid. We hold our placard high. We wave and cheer. We attract the attention of the passing cars.